Funny Senior Citizen

I Can Speak

English

I Would Describe Myself As

I love to laugh and sometimes for no good reason other than to just laugh. I like the quiet, which I rarely get around here. Although I am retired, it doesn't mean I stand still (or sit still) all day. I am a working, published author and am in the middle of five new books. I am obsessed with anything British or Irish (since I lived in England for six years and would tend to drive on the left hand side of the road - if I had a car). I have one cat but might get her a hamster one of these days - no, not to eat. I tend to be a night owl since it's more quiet and I can read, say my prayers, the Rosary and soon, work on my MFP-Basic studies. I live in a senior housing complex with rather noisy neighbors!!! Old people can be really loud!! I am a team member for RCIA, hence the profile name, work in grief recovery and healing and will go back to my education in April after Easter. I never want to stop learning.

Ok, that's enough.

Sign

Virgo

My Body Type Is

Big And Beautiful

My Height Is

5' 2 (1.57 m)

My Eyes Are

Brown

My Ethnicity Is

Caucasian

My Marital Situation Is

Widowed

I Have Kids

No

I Want Kids

No

My Best Feature Is

Hands

Body Art

Pierced... But Only Ear(s)

My Hair Is

Brown

I Have One Or More Of These

Cat

Willing To Relocate

Yes

My Education Level Is

College Degree

My Current Employment Status Is

Retired

My Speciality Is

Art / Music / Literature

My Job Title Is

CEO of my life.

I Make This Much In A Year

Less Than $14,999USD

I Live

With Pet(s)

At Home

It Gets A Bit Crazy Sometimes

I'm A Smoker

No

I Drink

Yes - Socially

Back In High School, I Was A

Quiet One

My Social Behavior Is

Reserved, Observant, Friendly, Comedic, Outgoing

My Interest And Hobbies Are

Religion / Spirituality, Photography, Reading, Arts & Crafts, Sports, Tv, Movies, Theater, Travel, Cooking, Gardening, Volunteering

My Idea Of A Great Time Is

Going Shopping, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Reading A Book, Tv, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum

An Ideal First Date Would Be

A quiet corner with coffee/tea in a neutral place. It's much easier to be in a quiet coffee house or restaurant to talk and get to know someone. Free Pie Day at the Village Inn on Wednesdays!!!!

I've Always Wanted To Try

Maybe bog snorkeling in Ireland.

My Friends Describe Me As Being

Friendly, Goofy, A Flirt

My Religion Is

Catholic

I Attend Services

Once A Week

My Political Views Are

Very Conservative

My Goal In Life Is

To be the best person God made me.

My Kind Of Humor Is

Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy

On Tv, I Always Watch

News, Documentaries, Dramas, Instructional, Movies, Sports, Re-runs

When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A

Action, Science Fiction, Drama, Documentary

When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To

Rock, Pop, Classical, Blues, Jazz, Latin, New age, Gospel, Folk

When I Read, I Always Read

News, Ancient, Anthology, Auto-biography, Biography, Classic, Fiction, History, Home & Garden, Instructional, Music, Mystery, Nature, Philosophy, Reference, Poetry, Religious, I'm An Author, Supernatural

My Idea Of Fun Is

That's a tough one. It's been a long time since I actually had fun.

What Do You Find Attractive?

Wit, Sensitivity, Empathy, Humor, Thoughtfullness, Intelligence

What Do You Look For?

Someone who is comfortable in his own skin. A person who has lived through the blessings and the challenges of life, coming out of both a man with joy in his life. Looking for someone who enjoys the road less travelled and takes the time to smell the roses (hopefully there are no bees in them). I'm the person who shows God's sense of humour - be forewarned!!!

What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?

Friend, Date, Marriage, Committed